Mallory Ortberg on fire on twitter today (as usual).
dataSTICKIES are the next generation of data portability. They are graphene-based flash drives that replace USB pen drives and hard discs.
USB-based drives can be inconvenient to use as the positioning and insertion of the drive in the USB slot needs to be done precisely. When the slots are at the rear of a device, as is the case for many desktop computers, this task becomes even more troublesome.
dataSTICKIES solve this problem by carrying data like a stack of sticky-back notes. Each of the dataSTICKIES can be simply peeled from the stack and stuck anywhere on the optical data transfer surface (ODTS), which is a panel that can be attached to the front surface of devices like computer screens, televisions, music systems, and so on. The special conductive adhesive that sticks the dataSTICKIES to the ODTS is the medium that transfers the data. This special low-tack, pressure-sensitive adhesive is capable of being reused without leaving marks like a repositionable note. When the dataSTICKIES are being read by the device, their edges light up.
*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep
no idea if this paper is GOOD but its DONE
An anthology of short stories by college students
i had a good bout of inspiration for about two seconds but it disappeared along with my motivation and desire to do well this semester
i may not be the best person in the world but at least i’ve never been the asshole who sticks gum to the undersides of tables and chairs
i dont understand giveaways
like who the fuck just has an extra macbook